Shoe romance is a real thing, documented perhaps most famously during the episode of Sex and the City where Carrie leans into a store window, gapes at a pair of strappy sandals, and whispers, “Hello, lover.”
If your heart thrills to a well-constructed sole and your hands grow sweaty at the thought of fine Italian leather, you’re susceptible to shoe romance, too. Mind if we introduce you to someone we think you’ll love? Here are nine reasons UKIES heels just might make your heart flutter.
They just want to support you. The firm cushioning inside each UKIES heel molds to your unique foot shape, keeping you perfectly supported in all the right places.
They’re really into foot massages. UKIES’ patented nanoGel technology distributes your body weight to avoid painful pressure points on the balls of your feet. It’s the second-best thing next to kicking off your shoes and laying down on the couch for an actual massage.
They want to protect you from the big bad world. The shock-absorbing layer in each pair of shoes is made out of the same material used in football helmets. Because true love means keeping each other safe, right?
They support your career... A core tenet of the UKIES philosophy is that heels should be comfortable enough to wear for an entire workday. No more making you wince, stumble, limp, or otherwise fall apart while tottering around the office, like those last heels you had a crush on. But we don’t speak of them here.
…and at the end of the day, they’re always down to take you dancing. You don’t even need to stop off at home and change your shoes. With UKIES by your side, you can skip right from the boardroom to the dance floor and shimmy all night long.
They’ll always be genuine with you. 100% real leather on both top and bottom, baby. Need we say more?
They’re realistic about the future. UKIES heels understand that you can’t spend all day in a 6-inch platform. It might seem all glamorous and exciting at first, but eventually, someone’s going to suffer (spoiler alert: your arches). UKIES heels are stable, supportive, and anti-slip, and that —when paired with their sensible height—is marriage material. Not that you’re thinking of marriage or anything. You’re playing it cool!
They won’t play mind games with you. Since the AM-PM collection features neutrals and classic shapes, it eliminates guesswork when getting dressed in the morning. No more wondering, “Is this heel appropriate? Does this color go with that one? Is it all in my head??”
They’ve already promised to take care of you. The UKIES customer service department will do almost anything to make you happy, including refund you completely if you’re not happy with your purchase. If that’s not true love, what is?
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